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We copulate

in movie theaters.

Give birth

beneath the Silver Screen.

Position bassinettes

and coo in approval

until infant eyes

focus on the Movie.

Then we sit back

and resume munching our popcorn,

and wonder if we'll be


in the dark again.

Damn those pranksters

flicking on the Lights

and spoiling the show.

The usher will get them

If an angry patron doesn't first.

But they never seem to learn -

always sneaking back in for more.

That last guy...?

they had to crucify him.